Their is a number of things that have me more than a little nonplussed in the last few weeks. Here is a short list of some of the ones that have left me thinking.
Domestic violence. Any of it really, but I am thinking more about Larry Johnson of the KC Chiefs in particular. Here is someone who can take hits from defensive linemen that weigh 360 pounds, but doesn't have enough balls to walk away from some little gal that bumps into his ego. I mean WTF! Larry. I suggest that you use some of your guaranteed 18 million to get some help and to have your drinks delivered to your house until you can get your ego in check.
Brail key pads at the drive up ATM. Enough said.
People that want to set you up with a date, but start the conversation with........I would like you to meet this great gal but I don't think she is your type. Are you kidding me!!! I mean how the hell does that work! Shes not my type... that's fine, but why would you even bring that up. Heck, I think I can do that one myself. Swear to God that happened to me twice in the last couple weeks with different people.
How the world population went from two people, Adam and Eve, to 6 billion with out incest in the beginning.
People that will not eat an apple with a worm but will eat hamburger, when 75% of all U.S produced burger tests positive for some form of coliform.
How come eggs don't taste like chicken?
Their is more but those were some that stood out for me lately. Ahh.......much better now.
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